INVESTIGATIVE REPORT: FLUFF UNCOVERED

Reform candidate James Baker once again made the elimination of "fluff electives" the centerpiece of his reform campaign. This intrepid rapporter felt that there must be more to Mr. Baker's obsession with fluff classes. So, one Freedom of Information Act request later, and this rapporter has obtained Mr. Baker's senior year transcript from the Ayn Rand Reform School of Flint, Michigan. I think this transcript speaks volumes about candidate James "fluff" Baker.