Socialist Workers Endorse Baker

To the shock and utter dismay of the ontheborderline.net founding fathers
Dr. Bill and Admin, Killbear The American Socialist Party announced today that they have chosen to endorse James Baker as their candidate for two of the three seats.
The borderliners immediately renounced Baker as a Collectivist, Statist, Traitor to the cause of School Board Disruption and Tax Whining. Socialist Worker Party spokesperson Mikhail Ivanovich explained that no other candidate would accept their endorsement and it had to go to someone, so Baker was IT! Baker, never noted for his Socialist tendancies, causiously accepted the endorsement saying. "At
least the Socialists let me disagree with them once in a while, not like those fruitcakes over at ontheborderline.net."
When asked why the Party endorsed Baker for two seats Ivanovich explained, "Even though
Baker asked voters to cast only one vote. Our projections indicated that unless they cast
two votes for Baker, he wouldn't have a snowball's chance in hell." Ivanovich continued,
"The endrosement for the second seat was basically an insurance policy written by St.Peter and Paul
Insurance Co. to prevent the potential of an overwelming write-in victory by non- candidate Spaulding
Muchlinkski.
"Everbody thinks Muchlinski is a Socialist. He's no Socialist, He's a legal comedian, a position the Party has no use for. Besides, Muchlinski's idea of a Party is sharing blogger lager's with his body guard teacher spouse buddy and shooting pool in his basement with freinds. That's not the Socialist Workers Party we want.Muchlinski's not our idea of a Socialist. He is soooo Bourgeois.
Real revolutionaries,drink wodka, not blogger lagers. He was kicked out of the party years ago, ever since he refused to carry a side arm and started writing letters to the Hudson Paper."
Ivanovich added, "Don't forget, you have to register as a Socialist Workers Party Member in order to vote more than once. Remember: Register, Vote early and Vote often, at least two times for Baker"



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