A NIGHT AT THE OPERA
The Norwegian Opera Company of Hudson performed Tristan & Isolde for a packed house as a campaign benefit for the two ME ONLY candidates in the Hudson school board election.
Candidates Captain Spaulding and James Baker are seen schmoozing after the opera.
Baker: "This is a gala night!"
Spaulding: "Yeah, a gal a night is all I can handle."
Baker: "Sir, that's bigamy!"
Spaulding: "Well, it's big o' me too. Lets be big for a change!"
Unfortunately, the evening ended in fisticuffs between the two candidates as they realized that a vote for someone other than themselves was a vote for the other guy.
1 comment:
If you raise the hem on that dress and swap the Hilda boots for a pair of spike heels, you got my vote!
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