Garage Logic From Hell

"The slogan of progress is changing from the full dinner pail to the full garage."

Herbert Hoover


McCain: Two Sides To Every Story

...and each mouth!

Good Luck Kids!

"Blessed are the young for they shall inherit the national debt."

Herbert Hoover


The Road To Prosperity Was Paved By The Government

"Prosperity cannot be restored by raids upon the public Treasury."

Herbert Hoover


Lip Service

"When we are sick, we want an uncommon doctor; when we have a construction job to do, we want an uncommon engineer, and when we are at war, we want an uncommon general. It is only when we get into politics that we are satisfied with the common man."

Herbert Hoover


Ya Learn Something New Everyday

Listening to Glenn Beck's radio show tonight, I learned the Helen Keller was a communist. Below is a picture of Keller with Dwight Eisenhower. She actually met every President from Grover Cleveland to LBJ. This explains why Ike fought to put a stop to Joe McCarthy's Communist witch hunts. This is more proof of the One World government that none dare call a conspiracy.

Below is an excerpt from Beck's show:

"...You know one of the most amazing stories I've read in a long time, do you know about Helen Keller? Everybody learns that Helen Keller was this great woman, "Oh, she did it herself." First of all, she wasn't the first woman to do it. I mean, I can't believe I'm taking down Helen Keller today, but the woman was a communist. By the time she was 25, full fledged communist, supporting Lenin and everything else he was doing. And she was then preaching, "You can't do it." Helen Keller was saying you can't do it, you can't make it? Why is it that all of a sudden the people who have come from the bottom make it and then all of a sudden try to tell everybody else that they can make it? I don't understand. Oh, maybe I do. It's about power."


Of course, after Ike came JFK and below we have a picture of Keller with JFK. Obviously, both Ike and JFK were fellow travelers. No doubt, Nixon and LBJ must have been in on the secret also. Of course, FDR and Eleanor would have been part of the conspiracy. If we trace it back far enough, we might find that Karl Marx was actually Keller real father.

Thankfully, I have the Internet to help add fiber to Glenn Beck's comments. Below are a few insightful comments from an article titled

Helen Keller: American Hero or Filthy Communist?
. The article appear in the Mac Weekly, MaCalester' Independent Student Weekly Newspaper since 1914.

Here goes:

"Born in Tuscaloosa Alabama in 1880, Helen Keller, contrary to popular opinion, was not blind and deaf from birth. Much like autism or homosexuality, Keller developed her handicaps as the result of inner sin and an unclean soul."

In other words, the Devil make her do it...

"Then, tragedy. With a college diploma in hand, Keller did what many self-indulgent academics do: join the socialist party. There she abandoned her honest, hard-working American ways, only to embrace and advocate such left-wing, lunatic fringe, liberal non-sense as women's suffrage and birth control."

Proof that Keller was one of those crazy, Commie women fighting for women's rights and that evil birth control.

Here's the Keller quote that hangs her on the hammer and sickle of shame:

"Many persons have a wrong idea of what constitutes true happiness. It is not attained through self-gratification but through fidelity to a worthy purpose."

Thankfully, the Twins were getting their asses kicked by Cleveland and I turned to Glenn Beck's show. Otherwise, I may have continued to go through life admiring Helen Keller for her spirit, drive and accomplishments.

As I post this, the Twins and Cleveland are tied 9-9 in the 11th. Coincidently, 9-9 and is 2/3 of 666 inverted. Hmmmmmmmmm...very interesting...

GOPopulist: Fat Cats Bad, Workers Good

From a watch of this interview with McCain, it's clear the topic of the day is...

Phil Gramm: McCain's Economic Guru & Porn Investor

"You've heard of mental depression; this is a mental recession. We have sort of become a nation of whiners. You just hear this constant whining, complaining about a loss of competitiveness, ´America in decline´ … We've never been more dominant; we've never had more natural advantages than we have today."

Phil Gramm
John McCain's Chief Economic Advisor

"Phil Gramm's career was as the most aggressive advocate of every predatory and rapacious element that the financial sector has. He's a sorcerer's apprentice of instability and disaster in the financial system."

James K. Galbraith
University of Texas economist

Read more @ American Chronicle.

Phil Gramm attempted to invest $15,000 in “Truck Stop Women.” His money ultimately helped produce a film portraying Richard Nixon wandering nude around the White House.

Gramm’s journey into porn began in 1973, when his brother-in-law, George Caton, rushed to tell him about an exciting low-budget soft-core production called “Truck Stop Women.” A promo poster for the film boasted of its buxom stars: “No Rig Was Too Big For Them To Handle.” Caton, who was in charge of fundraising for the production, asked Gramm to become an investor.

To entice his brother-in-law, Caton showed him scenes of Playboy Playmate of the year Claudia Jennings displaying her bare essentials (she is naked throughout much of the film).These scenes “really got Phil titillated,” Caton told journalist John Judis in 1995.

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Barf Bag Philosopher

Karl Rove gives make-nice advice to the McCain and Obama campaigns and doesn't mention anything about McCain fathering an illegitimate, Black daughter.