BORDERLINER PAYS $.01 TAX ON GUM

BREAKING NEWS

An anonymous Borderliner purchased a piece of Dubble Bubble today at the Auto Stop, paying 1 cent in sales tax - thereby contributing to the tax base for the first time this year. As he left, he was heard saying: "Yeehaw, I'm the boss of all public employees! They answer to me now! First thing I'm gonna do is go over and tell the school superintendent how to run things. Oh wait, then she would see my face and know who I am. Dang. Good gum though."