MUDSLINGING ACTION

I've been forced out of retirement to return to my homeland in the St. Croix River Valley to help chase the www.ontheborderline.net skunks out of the valley. Being a concerned member of the community, I am offering my services to any write-in candidates daring to challenge the evil OTBL empire that is conspiring to privatize the Hudson sewage plant and make it their global headquarters.

Soon you will see the OTBL's head school patrol-person, Jack Bauer, reduced to the status of an incompetent paralegal handling cases dealing with expired dog tags and leash law violations.

Move over rover and let Shamus take over!