Vandals Improve Baker Image at No Charge to His Campaign

A letter slipped under the door of the editorial desk of HSO claimed responsibility for improvements made to the local candidate James Bakers Campaign signs.
The letter, signed by "The Newton Field Coffee Group", claimed they acted out a sense of charity and civic responsibility toward the Hudson Community.
The group claimed they were motivated to alleviate the suffering caused by eyestrain they felt observers must have suffered as they gawked at the 8 ft. tall monstrosities.
They also praised editors at HSO for their continued good work of censoring the local Anti-Education Group but they also alluded to dissention between battling NFCG factions. There had been rumors that one faction within the group felt it was better for AEG (The anti-education group ) to be allowed to freely express themselves because nobody in their right mind would adopt their ludicrous positions. But the opposing group countered with the argument, "The people elected Bush, didn't they?"
This shadowy group also offered to purchase 2 additional subscriptions to make up for the lost revenue caused by critical subscribers recently cancelling their HSO subscriptions. HSO officials said they could have used the extra funds, because without those 2 subscriptions their accountants were advising them to consider going into Chapter 11 Bandruptcy. However, the un-named HSO officer continued saying. "We could not in good conscience accept funds from terrorists".
The closing paragraph of the letter made some cryptic reference to Baker's campaign paying for the signage
improvements. But the "The Newton Field Coffee Group" also stated, that "We won't charge to Baker Campaign this time, we consider it an act of charity."