5/15/2007

Dateline Roswell:

From OTBL's N. Onimous:

"Folks, Paris Hilton is by any objective analysis the dumbest, most ignorant, and worthless piece of blond debris to ever girate on this planet. She revels in the outrageous just as big government monopolies and evangelical Swagartesque blow hards revel in their own expansion - because they are unrestricted by the realities of any market forces that matter. Natural market forces that could matter, were it not for the dumbed down state of our children and an unfortunate percentage of their parents (are you listening "public education")."

Earth to N. Onimous:

She's the PRODUCT of Market Forces. She's an heiress you idiot, that's why she does whatever the hell she feels like. The Hilton's are Uber wealthy. The free market created their wealth. OTBL's N. Onimous says "public education" is what's given us Paris Hilton? and we need "Market Forces" to reign her in. Now I've heard it all.


If any of this makes sense to you.
Go take your meds.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Hey,
At least Ted Kazcinski's ( the unibomber) manifesto had some logic.

This is more L. Ron Hubbard.

Anonymous said...

Notice how the OTBLers are jealous and spiteful of anyone who has wealth and/or job security...which means everybody not participating in their blog. Gee, Paris Hilton is the poster child of successful parents. She's got it all and gets a tax break with so much of income coming from dividends. She's a libertarian who likes to smoke a joint and enjoy occassional wild sex and have some fun. Don't forget what it's like to be 20...and not keep you dope in a golf bag.

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