4/29/2006

OTBL Brain Trust Goes Off Meds- Adopts New Anthem

It appears that a few of the OTBLers have gone off there meds and are indulging in late night fantasies of Democrats conspiring to impune their "good" reputations.
Sounds like an overdose of outdated Koolaid to me. After a hectic day of frantic phone calls and frenitic self induced paranoid delusions the OTBL brain trust has decided on a three fold strategy to kickstart their stalled political bandwagon.
Here it is in a Nut shell:
1. Digitally shred the evidence of division between OTBL and Tea Party Goers.

2. Create an outside threat to the common cause of the OTBL fruitcake farm amd the Down South Tea Pary members and make some wild accusations of wrong doing by those who oppose their rugged individualist brand of economic philosophy.
3. Create a sense of comradery by adopting a new OTBL Anthem.

The words of which are as follows:

1.Create an outside threat to what the OTBL fruitcake farm amd the
Down South Tea Pary members have in common their hatred of the government
and make some wild accusations of wrong doing by those
who oppose their rugged individualist brand of economic philosophy
2.Create a sense of comradery by adopting a new OTBL Anthem.



One pill makes you larger
And one pill makes you small
And the ones that mother gives you
Don't do anything at all
Go ask Alice
When she's ten feet tall

And if you go chasing rabbits
And you know you're going to fall
Tell'em a hookah smoking caterpillar
Has given you the call
Call Alice
When she was just small

When men on the chessboard
get up and tell you where to go
And you've just had some kind of mushroom
And your mind is moving slow
Go ask Alice
I think she'll know

When logic and proportion
Have fallen and are dead
And the White Knight is talking backwards
And the Red Queen's off with her head
Remember what the doormouse said:
"Feed your Head










Take Your Meds!"


Well the Anthem's a good idea!

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