Jerky Named Official Red State Breakfast

You don’t have to spend an entire day in the deer stand to enjoy the finest of Red State cuisine. Heck, you can roll right off the back porch cot into root cellar to sit down to a wholesome breakfast of beef jerky and stale beer. It’s a Red State tradition that Republican Congressmen want to make the official American “Breakfast of Champions”. Their promise, if re-elected, a ten-point trophy buck on every living room wall and a Jerky Congress still in control.

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This message paid for the Republican Red State Caucus for a Jerky America.

Approved by the Ministry of Red State Culture.