Luke "Green with Envy" over Cadillac Health Care

Discovering that his Anger Management sessions weren't covered by his
Yugo level "Dr.s of Liberty, Double Indemnity Mutual Insurance", Dr. Luke
developed a severe case of "Yellow Jaundice".


CANRAC said...

You know how the song goes.....

"Doctor Doctor give us the news, Lukes got a bad case of the public employee envy blues"

Hank Williamx said...

How about that country and western

" I got tears in my ears, lying here crying over your Cadillac Health Care Insurance Blues"

P.S. There's only 2 kinds of music.
Country and Western.

CANRAC said...

Don't forget

"My Woman Left Me For A Guy Who Had a Government Job and Better Health Insurance"

and the B side

"And Now I'm Living In a DoubleWide with Good Old Jack Bauer"

Bob Marley said...

How bout that Jamaican Classic:

If you want to be happy for the rest of your life.
Never make =/a pretty/= an uninsured women your wife.
And from my personal point of view.
Get another girl to marry you.

Canrac, is that B side Country or Western?

Steve Goodman said...


"I got the I don't know where I'm going, but I got the going no where with duct tape over my cake hole blues."