4/02/2007

Do You Want Your Tax Dollars Funding This?

Private School Sodomy

NE W YORK — A headmistress and teacher at an exclusive private Manhattan Montessori school, accused of having sexual relations with two young teen students, was convicted Thursday of sodomizing one of them when he was 13.

Lina Sinha, 40, showed no emotion as the jury foreman reported a partial decision of 11 guilty and two not guilty verdicts on various other charges. The jurors had reported earlier they were deadlocked on the six rape counts against her.

Assistant District Attorney Rachel Hochhauser told the judge her office intended to retry Sinha on the six rape counts.

Read more about the private school sodomites!

Maybe Not The Only Thing....


"The only thing we have to fear is public education."
Dr. Fruitcake
Most Infamous Anonymous OnTheBorderLine Blogger

4/01/2007

Hey! It's 6 AM Sunday Morning Time For Mr. Peanut On Stress Cracks


Hey Bobbie, Bobbie, Bobbie! It's 6 o'clock on Sunday morning. I can tell by the clock's tick! If you ain't me, you are sick! I'm up before the wife and kids so they don't find out what I did! You got a problem with an anonymous blogger anonymously using someone else's name to accuse them of being an anonymous bloggers? If you don't like it, tell the judge. If you use my name, I'll tell the judge. No ifs, ands or buts, people around here think I'm Mr. Nuts. There may be a crack in my shell, but I'll never tell. Bobbie, Bobbie, Bobbie?

Teacher Spouse Union Thugs Favorite Instrument Of Persuasion: The Baseball Bat!


Being a left-handed pitcher at Havana University, Castro was given a tryout by the Washington Senators (now Minnesota Twins) baseball team; he was turned down.

Fidel Castro's favorite major league baseball player was a pitcher for the Red Sox and Mets named Tracy Stallard.

3/31/2007

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"Circuit City fired 3,400 employees in stores across the country yesterday, saying they were making too much money and would be replaced by new hires willing to work for less.

The company said the dismissals had nothing to do with performance but were part of a larger effort to improve the bottom line. The firings represent about 9 percent of the company's in-store workforce of 40,000."

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Dr. Peanut's Lesson of the Day

Saturday Night Movie of the Weak: Sybil starring Mr. Peanut

Tonight's feature follows two weeks in the so-called life of a St. Croix Valley blogger who blogs bogus comments on the Hudson and New Richmond newspaper sites. By using numerous different names, he is able to fool himself that nobody knows who he is. The one-track plot stagnates in the outhouse of his mind, as he waits for someone to mention his real name in the comment section of the newspaper blogs. When this happens, watch the fireworks fly as he calls up the local editor and threats to sue the newspaper. Don't miss the hair-implant popping drama, as Mr. Peanut's Type-A personal and total lack of interpersonal skills tip over the checker board repeatedly. So grab you sack of nuts, sit back and watch the mono-talented Mr. Peanut fool himself in the dark of the night.

Here's a preview of a scene from tonight's movie. Check out the sophisticated dialogue Mr. peanut repeats over and over and over during the movie. Mr. Peanut's performance will make you look forward to your next colostomy.

"You're all pieces of shit and I'm the self-anointed KING of St. Croix County I, and ONLY I, will determine who can speak out in the communities where the Rivertowns newspapers are published. If you speak out against a referendum you will be silenced. If you write a letter against a public official you will be silenced. If you ask for ANY accountability at all from your government employees you will be silenced. Our newspaper have an agenda and we will see to it that it is carried out. As the publisher I HAVE SPOKEN!"...How should I sign this post this time. If I use the same name, people will start to suspect something...I wonder what it's like to actually have a job?...I'm starting to think that only socialists and communists work for a living. The rest of us live off the fat of the land. Ain't that right Lennie?

Undermining The Educational System
























Um!! Tasty and nutruious!

Trolling For Nuts: It's A Ziller Kind of Thing

3/30/2007

On The Borderline Movie of the Weak:


Hear stupid crap like this repeated over and over by an anonymous idiot too embarrassed to use his real name.

"As the self-anointed KING of St. Croix County I, and ONLY I, will determine who can speak out in the communities where the Rivertowns newspapers are published. If you speak out against a referendum you will be silenced. If you write a letter against a public official you will be silenced. If you ask for ANY accountability at all from your government employees you will be silenced. Our newspaper have an agenda and we will see to it that it is carried out. As the publisher I HAVE SPOKEN!"

Anonymous rail...


3/29/2007

Hudson blogger Luke denies losing his mind...

He said he has only misplaced it. He continues to search for it, when not making stupid comments in the local newspaper blogs.


...he added that his face has been feeling flushed lately.

Mark Kaisersatt Not Quite Himself Today





















School Board candidates victims of Identity Theft.

Welcome Sleepless Hudson Observer Readers
























I couldn't sleep last night so I pointed my brower to onthebordeline.net. It worked like a charm. After reading just a few sentances of N.Onimous. I was out like a light. I highly recommend reading ontheborderline.net when you have trouble sleeping at night. It's as good a prescription medications and with absolutely no chance of becoming
habit forming.
For the forelorn, check out ontheborderline's HOT RUSSIAN BABE
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ontheborderline.net has become a "One Stop Internet Shopping Center" for the mentally unstable and psychotic residents of St. Croix Valley. Best of all it's free.
If you're really in the market for promotional items. Checkout the ontheborderline.net online
gift shop. This week there's a special on "hot pink headbands" (just like the borderliners wear) also available in lavender.
Oh, and tell them Luke sent you.

3/27/2007

A recent unscientific poll concludes "Luke's Nuts"






















Results of Poll:

Is Luke Nuts?
Yes = 99%
No = 1%
Conclusion:
Luke is Nuts!

* Luke was allowed to respond to the survey.













Used Sign for Sale

Turnip Truck Takes Road Trip To New Richmond



Word on the street is that the Hudson turnip truck is loaded with bags of peanuts. It's believed the peanuts will be used to entice people to vote.

3/26/2007

The "Lukinator" Demands Answers
























The Lukinator:
"Bob, the more writing I see from you the more conflicted and confused you seem to be. Are you voting for the largest referendum in the history of Wisconsin or not? You refused to answer the question when it was asked of you before."

BobZiller on 3/26/2007 @ 5:07 pm

"My vote? You ain't gonna get it."

3/25/2007

CATO Institute: Making crazy ideas desireable, daily.

















Private-Account Concept Grew From Obscure Roots

By Jeffrey H. Birnbaum
Washington Post Staff Writer
Tuesday, February 22, 2005; Page A01

Twenty-five years ago, Peter J. Ferrara was a Harvard Law School student with what he called "the craziest idea in the world." In a paper he wrote before graduating, he suggested converting the government-run Social Security program into a web of private investments.

The paper caught the eye of Edward H. Crane, a former head of the Libertarian Party who had recently started the Cato Institute, which has a stated mission of encouraging "limited government." To him, Ferrara's idea wasn't crazy at all, but a way to challenge Washington's largest and most revered social program.

See Washington Post:

Change is good -- even on the borderline!

Regular followers of the St. Croix Valley bolg scene will have noticed by now that the On The Borderline blog that oozes out of Hudson has made a few changes in its layout and focus.

The entire visual look of the blog has been updated to reflect the only colors they understand: black and white. Anonymous names have disappeared from the posts to further protections of the guilty.

The whole focus of the blog seems to have switched to New Richmond. One reason is that good citizens of the Hudson community have totally rejected their anti-community agenda of personal attacks and misinformation. Evidently they think there's a niche for them in New Richmond. Likewise, they have run off some of their former members by attacking any local Republican for supporting anything would help the local communities grow and prosper. They've attack State Senator Shelia Harsdorf and State Rep. Kitty Rhoades, calling them RINOs (Republicans in name only). I guess you can eat only so much of your own before you reach the tipping point that sinks you to the bottom of the cesspool of rejection.

We will still continue to monitor the OTBL blog and to make sure the local communities are updated on their anti-community antics. It's been our job here since day one. Our mission of "riding herd on the skunks in the St. Croix Valley" still stands. They might have changed the color of their underwear, but the skid marks still show through.

For those who haven't visited their site yet, here's a look at the changes that have taken place...a before and after look.

As you'll recall, this is what the OTBL blog looked like prior to the changes last week:



Here's the new look of the OTBL blog:



Always remember...

"Sometimes in politics one must duel with skunks, but no one should be fool enough to allow the skunks to choose the weapons."
Lester R. Bittel

WHAT IS BEHIND THE ALARMISM OVER GLOBAL WARMING?






















Well there you have it!
People who want to stop Global Warming really want to destroy America.
The Bible tells us so! Oh did I forget to mention "Most importantly, it is Satan's Attempt to Re-direct the Church's Primary Focus" Jerry Falwell.
Read More:

3/24/2007

Stay Tuned to ATBL Cartoon Network


















The ATBL Cartoon Network brings you up to the minute reporting on Right Wing Idiocracy across the globe, in a fun and entertaining format. Stay tuned for more.
If you need a non-prescription sleep aide, visit ontheborderline.nyet. ( or read some of the full length propaganda comments from the OTBL blogger that thinks he's damaging our reputation
by posting thousands of meaningless articles about Marxism and "School Choice" from fine object sources like "The CATO Institute" Now that's entertainment!)
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Quotes of note


"Western Europe developed the system of obligatory public education. It came to Eastern Europe as an achievement of Western civilization."

Ludwig von Mises

Meeting N.Onimous's Requests





















OTBL keeps making requests of the ATBL Cartoon Network , and we keep
delivering!

OTBL blooger resently made the following cartoon request:
" maybe a picture of his wife [the teacher] with a rolling pin bashing Bob
over the head and yelling, "Anti-education creep!"


Well, we tried, but Bob's wife [ the teacher, an excellent one, I might add ] is against violence (and besides, she's camera shy). So we did the next best thing. We asked Luke's wife to
stand in and she did so most graciously.

The Borderline Peanut Gallery Asks & We Deliver

"Maybe a picture of Bob and the kids sitting in front of Newton Field exclaiming, 'damn public education?'"



"Educate and inform the whole mass of the people. Enable them
to see that it is their interest to preserve peace and order, and
they will preserve them. And it requires no very high degree of
education to convince them of this. They are the only sure
reliance for the preservation of our liberty."


--Thomas Jefferson
to James Madison, 1787

3/23/2007

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First Robin

This morning, when I left the house to get into my car to drive to work, it was obvious that spring had arrived. I saw my first robin a couple days ago. I heard red wing black birds yesterday afternoon while walkikng in Mary Park. The grackles were making their scissor-bird sound and it felt good.

It was a treat to the sound of Mother Nature's poetry. It was good. To celebrate, here's a poem by Kay Dee Ward titled "First Robin."




I saw my first robin
Of springtime today
Out on the lawn
Looking dazed and dismayed
Shivering with cold
On this late winter day
Wondering dismally
If he'd lost his way
Taken a wrong turn
In his long Northern flight
Instead of a left
Mayhap he'd turned to the right
And come to this cold and
Forbidding dark place
Without any warmth of
The sun on its face
The winter's been long
And dreadfully cold
So dear little robin
If I may be so bold
You're most welcome here
As the first sign of spring
With grand celebration
Let all the bells ring

3/22/2007

Exposed on the borderline: Socialist Morphs Into Free Market Nut Case

All play and no work makes Luke a dull boy



Drivers’ heading into New Richmond on Wisconsin Route 65 from the south probably noticed this license plate on a car parked by a large sign on the property to be purchased with voters approval of a $93 million referendum ballot question on April 3. A tentative purchase price of $3.3 million for the 110 acres land has been agreed to by the District staff and the seller.

3/21/2007

Mr. Peanut Alert: You Are Now Entering A Marxist Blog

Blogs Of The St. Croix Valley -- An Introduction

Welcome bloggers from around the world! It's hard to believe that the St. Croix River Valley of the Wisconsin-Minnesota borderland is ground zero of the rapidly expanding blog phenomena. Like everything you read on blogs, this is definitely true. To get you familiar with the blogs of the SCV, we thought we'd start this new feature with a introduction to the evil and ugly step sister of the SCV blogs -- On The Border Whine.

Operated out of a damp basement in Hudson's "skunk hollow," this blog has prided itself with attracting a wide variety of posters and comments. When ask what he attributed his blog's ability to draw such a wide variety of viewers, blog admin Killbore said it is probably the fact that so many prisons now have Internet access. He said that prisons are choosing his blog to be the startup page for their Internet portal. Prison officials hope this, plus porn-blocking filters, will have a calming effect on prisoners. When asked to explain this, one prison official say the theory is that, if the OTBL blog can numb viewers' brains so effectively, they figure it may numb other sensitive areas of the body.

Below is shot of a typical post on the On The Border Whine blog. Notice the nice picture of a river. Readers will quickly see the post titled “The moderate left–warning X rated” by Bob Ziller makes little or no sense to anyone who has passed eight grade with the minimal amount of effort. Ziller mentions a JPN. This is a blogger who operates another blog in the SCV. That blog, AboveTheBorderLine, is known for taking the "high road." Instead of slandering local community members, dedicated public servants and local reporters making less money that workers at the local MacDonald's, the ATBL blog is know for providing useful, interesting, heart warming posts that delight readers of all ages and political persuasions. More on that blog later.

(Double-click the pictures to expand for readability)



Of course, hip bloggers know that any good post will generate an excess of insightful, intelligent discussion. It doesn't take long to realize there are no hig bloggers on the OTBW membership roles. Discussion comes in the form comments to the post. The OTBW blog generates a great deal of discussion of the variety you would find on a audio tape loop. In the true spirit of the maxim "Sometimes even a blind squirrel finds a nut," an intelligent comment is accidently posted on the OTBW blog site. Below are the comments that have been made so far to Mr. Z's post. With the exception of the hyper-intelligent comment by dratsum (that's "mustard" spelled backwards), the comments to this post are similar to comments commonly found on OTBW posts.


We hope you found this post helpful. We explore more of the St. Croix Valley blogosphere in future postings. Please feel free to leave you comments below.

Shell cracking news...

The Battle of Boondoggle staring Mr. Peanut


Self-proclaimed "resident slacker freak" Luke the Blogger finds someone new to roam Boondoggle with in the form of self-proclaimed "social commentator and stay-at-home crank" O. Nonimous. Sarcasm and humor abounds. Kowboy Kurt, Lil Bill and Dr. Spiritmynutsitch finally get McJobs in the fast food industry. This leads to the world's record in shortest careers. Meanwhile Mr. Keebler and company arrive just in time for drive thru service as the chaos erupts inside the OTBL hot tub. The calm of the spring Boondoggle night is shattered when a hold-up attempt by a duct-tape encased jogger wearing a pink headband goes awry, thanks to the chaotic intervention of the robber's unintended hostage: a hyperactive, cigar-smoking six-year old named Boobbie O'Stickit.

Mr. Peanut reminds you to "think less and cut-n-paste more."

3/20/2007

Mr. Whipple Cleans Up

How to diffuse a blog bomb

By Nora Carr

Thanks to the proliferation of blogs on the internet, cyberspace is becoming an increasingly popular forum for would-be political critics and journalists to express their displeasures with state and local officials, including school board members. But, as eSchool News columnist Nora Carr points out in her latest column, elected officials who take offense to such commentary on public blogs should weigh their options carefully before going on the offensive.



March 16, 2007—A venerated public relations mantra goes something like this: "Never get in an argument with people who buy their ink by the barrel." With the advent of the internet, it's time for an update: "Never get in an argument with a blogger."
Just ask Lawrence, N.Y., school board trustee Pamela Greenbaum, who recently asked the Manhattan Supreme Court to force Google Inc. to reveal the identity of an anonymous blogger called Orthomom.

Reportedly an Orthodox Jewish housewife who lives on Long Island, Orthomom regularly tackles school district and community issues on her blog.

The blog unabashedly supports the rights of private school parents and the conservative--and growing--Jewish community.

Read more @ eSchool News.

Mr. Peanut meets the business end of a good knight...

Family Values: More than just a Republican slogan!

JPN searches for the farces of evil in New Richmond

3/19/2007

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3/18/2007

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Actually, corporations aren't the root of all evil...

As always, there is confusion over at ontheborderline.net. They are thinking someone on associated with this blog thinks that corporations are the root of all evil. Of course that's nonsense, but it gives them a chance to call someone who doesn't buy their colostomy bag of misinformation a "communist." Always remember: you can always tell an ontheborderline.net blogger, you just can't tell him much.

The correct answer is "the love of money is the root of all evil."

"No, it's not. In fact that line does not appear in the Bible, rather it is a misquoted cliche. The Good Book actually states, "For the love of money is the root of all evil." (Timothy 6:10). There is quite a difference."

Modern society is corrupted by the lust for money, money, money BY Ronan McSherry

"I believe being an American is more then looking to make money at the expense of others and hope we can all take a look at the morality of our own professions, investments, purchases and lifestyles to make the country better. And this is hardly news - one need only look as far as the first book ever printed to see the abandoned ancient wisdom that says "Love of money is the root of all evil".

Read: Are your investments killing America? by Gustav Wynn.

"Love of money is the root of all-evil. GW Bush is a symbol, much more evident than his icon of devotion, the Red on white, Crooked Cross."

Read: How To Regain Our Freedom Forever! Part I of Two Parts by Professor Emeritus Peter Bagnolo.

"Music has lost passion and exploration and as an avid fan of music it makes me sick. Music is about self-expression, not money. It just proves true that money is the root of all evil and is capable of destroying anything."

Corporations ruin originality, artist's self-expression in today's music by Scott Recker.

King Kurtass Is Korinated

"As the self-annointed KING of St. Croix County I, and ONLY I, will determine who can speak out in the communities where the Rivertowns newspapers are published. If you speak out against a referendum you will be silenced. If you write a letter against a public official you will be silenced. If you ask for ANY accountability at all from your government employees you will be silenced. Our newspaper have an agenda and we will see to it that it is carried out. As the publisher I HAVE SPOKEN!"

Luke The Kook