3/18/2007

OTBL - Rent A Thug - It's Good for Business
























Tearing down public education is hard work. It takes strength and
determination, even if brainpower is not a prerequisite. In short,
Public Ed. destruction is a job sometimes better left to PROFESSIONALS.
That's why Ontheborderline.nyet (Education Naysayers Who Mean Free Market
Education Business) have developed a new, effective product for taxpaying concerned citizens in St. Croix Co. Why leave all the thugary to the educrates, and teacher spouses with Cadillac Health Care Plans. Like any good business ontheborderline.nyet knows the competitive advantage outsourcing can bring to the bottom line.
Local officials trying to pick your pocket with school referendums? School board elections coming up and you need a concerned citizen stooge to represent you, the taxpayer? Look no further. Rent a Thug is your answer (Results Guaranteed )!

The next time you need intimidation of School Board Members and other pesky educrates, forget the "do it yourself amatuer approach", Check out our "Rent A Thug" program instead. It's fun, it's easy, and it won't cost you an arm and a leg. Just choose the and appropriate level of Thugary and payment plan right for your budget.
Call our advisors (midnight's a good time ) at 1-800-Thugs R'Us or visit us on the web at www.ontheborderline.nyet.ru.
You'll be glad you did.

11 comments:

Anonymous said...

Hey, I was directed to your site from a comment in the New Richmond News. Didn't even know it existed. It's great! Keep up the good work, someone has to fight the local farces of evil!

curt d. weasel said...

If ya needa thug I'm yer man(?).
I'll come to yer event wearin' my short '70s gym shorts and my pink headband. And that's all.
I'm yer thug! Call 1-800-dum-nutz.

Anonymous said...

James P. Nelson is a big fat piece of SHIT!!!!

charim im sure said...

That's giving ol' JPN the turd degree! Keep it up and you'll be eligible for junior hig open enrollment.

Mr. Whipple said...

Anonymous,
You are so creative!!!!! I love the rhythm of you insightful prose. But I'll bet you call all your admirers
POS's.. don't you!
GET A LIFE!

Tom P. said...

This is funny stuff. I've been following the comments in the New Richmond News and the mention of this blog. I've heard about it, but never checked it out before.

You have a whole different approach to the issues than the Hudson borderline blog. I'm going to remember to read that blog when I can't sleep at night. It will quickly put me to sleep.

You have a good mix of content, humor and satire on this site. Whatever you're doing sure pisses off the Hudson bloggers who seem to want to piss off everybody else. Keep it up!!!!

Tom P. said...

This is funny stuff. I've been following the comments in the New Richmond News and the mention of this blog. I've heard about it, but never checked it out before.

You have a whole different approach to the issues than the Hudson borderline blog. I'm going to remember to read that blog when I can't sleep at night. It will quickly put me to sleep.

You have a good mix of content, humor and satire on this site. Whatever you're doing sure pisses off the Hudson bloggers who seem to want to piss off everybody else. Keep it up!!!!

Anonymous said...

This is funny stuff. I've been following the comments in the New Richmond News and the mention of this blog. I've heard about it, but never checked it out before.

You have a whole different approach to the issues than the Hudson borderline blog. I'm going to remember to read that blog when I can't sleep at night. It will quickly put me to sleep.

You have a good mix of content, humor and satire on this site. Whatever you're doing sure pisses off the Hudson bloggers who seem to want to piss off everybody else. Keep it up!!!!

Anonymous said...

This is funny stuff. I've been following the comments in the New Richmond News and the mention of this blog. I've heard about it, but never checked it out before.

You have a whole different approach to the issues than the Hudson borderline blog. I'm going to remember to read that blog when I can't sleep at night. It will quickly put me to sleep.

You have a good mix of content, humor and satire on this site. Whatever you're doing sure pisses off the Hudson bloggers who seem to want to piss off everybody else. Keep it up!!!!

Anonymous said...

This is funny stuff. I've been following the comments in the New Richmond News and the mention of this blog. I've heard about it, but never checked it out before.

You have a whole different approach to the issues than the Hudson borderline blog. I'm going to remember to read that blog when I can't sleep at night. It will quickly put me to sleep.

You have a good mix of content, humor and satire on this site. Whatever you're doing sure pisses off the Hudson bloggers who seem to want to piss off everybody else. Keep it up!!!!

Anonymous said...

This is funny stuff. I've been following the comments in the New Richmond News and the mention of this blog. I've heard about it, but never checked it out before.

You have a whole different approach to the issues than the Hudson borderline blog. I'm going to remember to read that blog when I can't sleep at night. It will quickly put me to sleep.

You have a good mix of content, humor and satire on this site. Whatever you're doing sure pisses off the Hudson bloggers who seem to want to piss off everybody else. Keep it up!!!!