King Kurtass Is Korinated

"As the self-annointed KING of St. Croix County I, and ONLY I, will determine who can speak out in the communities where the Rivertowns newspapers are published. If you speak out against a referendum you will be silenced. If you write a letter against a public official you will be silenced. If you ask for ANY accountability at all from your government employees you will be silenced. Our newspaper have an agenda and we will see to it that it is carried out. As the publisher I HAVE SPOKEN!"

Luke The Kook

1 comment:

Tidy Bowler said...

Finally, appropriate bathroom humor. Carnac gets the turd degree. I'm liking it!