11/10/2006

Do You Solemnly Swear...To Give Me An F!

The Right Was Right


Now that the election is behind us, and the Democrats control both houses of Congress, there's no reason not to admit it: the Right was right about us all along. Here is our 25-point manifesto for the new Congress:

1. Mandatory homosexuality
2. Drug-filled condoms in schools
3. Introduce the new Destruction of Marriage Act
4. Border fence replaced with free shuttle buses
5. Osama Bin Laden to be Secretary of State
6. Withdraw from Iraq, apologize, reinstate Hussein
7. English language banned from all Federal buildings
8. Math classes replaced by encounter groups
9. All taxes to be tripled
10. All fortunes over $250,000 to be confiscated

Read the rest of the list.

1 comment:

Dittohead for CATO said...

Yeah so what's the joke?
Of course the Right was Right.
This is a Truism.
If A=A, Right = Right...
end of story.