Woodstock Museum: A Million Dollar Bargain

Now they are taking Hillary to the cleaners for voting to allocate $1 million for a Woodstock museum. That's less than the cost of 2500 haircuts for John Edwards. Considering the number of haircuts needed at the actual event, that's a bargain.
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Zager & Evan said...

You could also attend approximately 1667 SEC games with your family. At 12 games a year, you would be covered through the 2145.

However, if the perdictions concerning global warming do come true, which I'm alomst certain they won't, the coast and florida teams would no longer exist and threrefore your could potentially be good till the year 2525
If man is still alive
If woman can survive
They may find

In the year 3535
Ain't gonna need to tell the truth, tell no lie
Everything you think, do and say
Is in the pill you took today

In the year 4545
You ain't gonna need your teeth, won't need your eyes
You won't find a thing to chew
Nobody's gonna look at you

In the year 5555
Your arms hangin' limp at your sides
Your legs got nothin' to do
Some machine's doin' that for you

In the year 6565
You won't need no husband, won't need no wife
You'll pick your son, pick your daughter too
From the bottom of a long glass tube

In the year 7510
If God's a-coming, He oughta make it by then
Maybe He'll look around Himself and say
"Guess it's time for the judgement day"

In the year 8510
God is gonna shake His mighty head
He'll either say "I'm pleased where man has been"
Or tear it down, and start again

In the year 9595
I'm kinda wonderin' if man is gonna be alive
He's taken everything this old earth can give
And he ain't put back nothing

Now it's been ten thousand years
Man has cried a billion tears
For what, he never knew
Now man's reign is through

But through eternal night
The twinkling of starlight
So very far away