3/24/2006

"They're Coming To Take Me Away Ha Ha..."

Keep in mind there are local school board elections coming up. They conspiracy-around-every-corner bloggers in Hudson and New Richmond who operate at the www.ontheborderline.net blog are backing the following cnadidates:
Hudson: James (Not relation to Tammy) Baker

New Richmond: Rick Hinz and Bob Sievert

Just thought you'd like to know who the fruitcake fringe is endorsing. If you think I'm kidding about the "fruitcake," go check out that site for yourself.



Father Goose Fairy Tales:

OTBL Ryhmes With Hell

There once was a Hudson blog called OTBL
You could agree with them or go to hell.
They were right and everybody else wrong,
"We hate public schools and unions" was their song.

From their narrow minded internet soap box,
They painted everything a conspiracy or hoax.
24X7 they discussed an idiocracy sounding Greek,
But they only created a forum that did reek.

Their cries of muffled free speech
Stunk like dead fish on the beach.
In their minds, they soared like a bird,
but the community saw a floating turd.

With Austrian economics they'd run this town.
But duct-taped lips revealed them as the clown.
Making fun of hyphenated names while looking to the past,
They forgot about Jesus and the first being last.

Basking in the darkness of conspiracy mountain,
They clutched Ayn Rand's head at the fountain.
Their hole got deeper and more boring,
When their lights went out, we were snoring.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Burma Shave

Anonymous said...

Lovely poem JPN. I assume you wrote this for the eclectic poets hanging over the borderline. Can we set these lyrics to music? Sung to the tune of "A Boy Named Marion"?