TAX BOY CHAINED TO NUT ASSEMBLY LINE
The Hudson Nut Factory has hired prison guards to supervise its nonunion assembly line workforce. Management made its position clear: "We can't let our workers come and go as they please without supervision. We'd never package enough nuts to cover the holiday rush." Nonprofessional slave worker Tax Boy whimpered, "Ouch, can you loosen the chains a little bit?"
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4 comments:
It's Too Late - for Tax Boy. That's what he gets for dropping out of high school, and then refusing to join a union. What's left? Just the nut factory chain gang. He does get to complain about public employees though - because he pays taxes ($1.98 per year).
Aye, me thinks ye's being a little hard on me baby boy. Ye over on dis side of da border be's looking at me darlins' wealth creatin' livelihood from dat socialist, collectivist, commie perspective.
As me ol' boy friend Ludwig Von Cheatsus used to whisper in me ear as we were doing the dirty deed in a store room at the Rand Corporation, "Dat nut house job will does the boy some good. It'll help bring him out of his shell."
Tax Mother...I think you might be providing a little too much information about our jobs at the Rand Corporation. Dr. Evil tells me these blogs are read by millions of people. At least you didn't tell them about when we'd do it doggy style.
Ludwig,
You mean when you'd sit up in bed and beg and I'd roll over and play dead?
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