SOURPUSS CANDIDATE ASKS FOR YOUR BULLET VOTE

At the Hudson School Board election forum on Thursday, sourpuss candidate James "Jabba" Baker made an unprecedented move in American politics. He requested that voters give up their right to vote for three candidates and cast only one vote - for him!! Apparently, he felt that a bullet vote for Baker was his only chance of succeeding - after two previous election failures. The crowd at the forum was so impressed by his lumpish negativity that they eagerly agreed to give up their constitutional right to vote for any other candidates, just so he could finally get what he wants (whatever the hell that is) - NOT!. In fact, candidate Baker failed to explain to the group what would happen if everyone followed his plea to bullet vote for him. Would the school board end up with just five members instead of seven? Mr. Baker, don't you know that bullet voting is banned by the emperor??







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