2/26/2007

Almost St. Patty's Day

Kurt O'Weasel hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life between the legs of me wife!"

That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night!

He went home and told his wife, Marion, "I won the prize for the best toast of the night"

She said, "Aye, did ye now. And what was your toast?"

Kurt said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, sitting in church beside me wife."

"Oh, that is very nice indeed, Kurt!" Marion said.

The next day, Marion ran into one of Kurt's drinking buddies on the street corner.

The man chuckled leeringly and said, "Kurt won the prize the other night at the pub with a toast about you, Marion.”

She said, "Aye, he told me, and I was a bit surprised myself. You know, he's only been there twice in the last four years. Once he fell asleep, and the other time I had to pull him by the ears to make him come."

1 comment:

Kurt O'Weasel said...

Faith 'n begora, me wife wants me to do it to her all o' the time. But I keep tellin' her that I don't work for peanuts!

Well okay, maybe I do.