Luke Ponders the Deeper Mysteries of Life

"Every day, people judge you by the words you use. Rightly or wrongly, they make assumptions about your intelligence, your education and your capabilities. Nothing makes a better impression than a solid mastery of the English language.."

That's why Luke and 2 or 3 other borderline.nut bloggers pooled their resources to purchase the Gerbil Advantage correspondence school CD lecture series.

"Imagine yourself at a business or social gathering. You have the floor. All eyes are on you. You're speaking with confidence and poise, always choosing precisely the right word.

This scene could be real with Gerbil Advantage."
Order before midnight, so you don't interupt you late night threatening call schedule.

1 comment:

CANRAC said...

While it doesn't show it, I'd bet this figure is sitting on a toilet.