Voter Stupidity Alert

Watch for ATBL new feature "Voter Stupidity Alert"
With midterm elections around the corner it's time to pump up the Republican fear mongering.
We haven't had a good raise in the Terror Alert since November 3 rd. 2004 so it's long overdue. Of course it's just coincidence that we haven't had a national election since then either. Just one of those "coincidenses" I guess. Like President Bush chosing to announce the foiling of an 4 year old Al Queada plot to attack America 2 days ago. Funny how all these "coincidences" occur when President Bush either has to deflect news from one of his administration's scandals, or needs a boost in his sagging poll numbers.
The Voter Stupidity Index has been statistically shown to track in direct purportion to the Terror Alert index.
So watch for the next Terror Alert, and the companion rise in the Voter Stupidity Index. (And don't forget to stock up on that Duct Tape and plastic wrap ).