2/09/2006

OnTheBorderLine.net Launches Software Startup Company

In an attempt to capture a market niche based on ignorance, slander, lies and propaganda, Hudson's very own anti-community, anti-education, anti-anything-that-is-good-and-decent-unless-it-allows-us-to-carry-guns blogsite (ontheborderline.net) has started a software development company to help fund its return to the Dark Ages.

Aided by President Bush's push to increase his standings in the polls by decreasing the effectiveness of public education through reduced funding and starving the poor, the OTBL'ers have released their new software product called Decel. The primary sales target for the software will be those gullible enough to think they can return the United States back to the way it was in 1776 and/or are easily taken in by Type A personalities who are good at shouting down anyone who disagrees with their single-minded, selfish vision of the universe.

If you want your numbers to conform to your line of propaganda, then this is the software for you!

See how easy it is to install:

Call anytime. Our operatives are up all night long!

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Six,
I just updated to a Radio Shack TRS-80 that my ancestors bought back in 1776.
Is that new software compatible with my
"machine"? Oh, If I order, could I get
the bonus "Anti-Socialist" T-Shirt instead of the complimentary Duct Tape. Thanks

Anonymous said...

To answer your question, I would need to know if you have the wood burning or coal-fired model.

Anonymous said...

Gill, I'm pretty sure it's woodburning?
The serial number is woodburned in on the side. Doe's that make it a woodburning model?