2/10/2006

Agent Discovers APEG "Branding" Plans

Sources close to the sources of the source revealed yesterday the existence of a secret APEGa plot to overthrow public education. The plan was discovered through clandestine journeys overtheborderline by our agents and through the a secret wiretap program that we can't talk about. (Shhhhh!!! the enemy is listening).
APEG's desire to destroy Public Ed. has been "public" for quite
some time now, ever since it was reported on this blog that our favorite borderliner Admin and Dr. Bill (outside instigator who's believed to be hiding in the mountainous terrain of Bloomington, Indiana) signed their now infamous proclamation.
"I proclaim publicly that I favor ending government involvement in education."
Admin. even took advantage of the opportunity while signing the proclaimation to advertise his blog, OTBL, where "we expouse (his term, not mine ) the many reasons of seperation of state and school." (Editor's note: This is not a translation from borderliner to english, it is a direct quote. You can see why they'd be against public education with this kind of command of the english language.)
The new plot involves spreading propaganda materials like the one shown above, throughout the blogsphere. Borderliners were hoping to enlist advanced capitalist "branding" to
promote their devious plot. So beware, their plans may be working..............

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

I always thought there was something fishy going on the dull, lifeless, boring OTBL site.

Anonymous said...

Unless your are referring to them making up the imaginary fishing class at the high school I prefer to think of OTBL as Oinky.

Anonymous said...

Oh Bacon Boy, are you casting doubts on the scales of justice?

Anonymous said...

Eagle Claw.....When you lick the slime off those scales is it really justice that you see? I think even bacon grease would be healthier.