2/22/2006

The Lottery- Or-OTBL Financial Planning









Killbear: Welcome back to the Killbear Rapport. I'm your host Chris
Killbear. Tonight's guest is Certified Financial Planner Naomi Ominous.
Welcome to the show Naomi.

Naomi: Thanks Chris, great to be here.

Killbear: Naomi, what kind of financial advice can you give the average
borderliner who needs to provide for his family - house, daily
essentials, health care, college savings, retirement, etc.

Naomi: Well Chris, normally I advise my clients to work hard and save;
avoid debt and stick to your budget. But with borderliners that
philosophy goes right out the window.

Killbear: Why is that?

Naomi: The problem is that borderliners are unable to overcome a basic
wing-nut blogging disability. They can't make a living.

Killbear: That sounds serious.

Naomi: I would agree, but a new financial strategy specifically
designed for the borderliner-handicapped came to me like a flash from a
bright bulb in the St. Croix Valley.

Killbear: Are you saying that it came from OTBL itself?

Naomi: Yes Chris. Recently, I saw this posting: "N. Onimous says:
Ever wonder what it's like to win the lottery? Many of us dream of that
big payout, but few of us ever realize that dream."

Killbear: Brilliant!

Naomi: Yes, and quite sad too. But now I can advise borderliners to
find whatever money they have around the house (income from a spouse
will do), and invest it at the Auto Stop in every imaginable lottery
ticket. This way, many more of them will be able to realize the dream
of the big payout.

Killbear: Thanks Naomi. Once again you are right on the mark.


11 comments:

Anonymous said...

What the hell is the point of this?

Anonymous said...

Maybe it's meant to embarrass the "wealth producing" house husbands who sit around all day blogging ontheborderline and filling out request for information forms to "GET A JOB".
Just a guess.

Anonymous said...

Isn't that a rather sexist view? I thought you socialist over here were more "open minded" and option-friend when it comes to livestyles. What worry is it of yours as to what other people do within their families to make ends meet?

Anonymous said...

My.... my...my..my,aren't some "OTBL" users touchy. Isn't this the same practice used on that BLOG??

Anonymous said...

Maybe you should come over and join the conversation on the "dark side" as you like to call it. An old saying about everybody jumping off the bridge comes to mind.

Anonymous said...

Sorry, they don't believe in free speech on the dark side, if you don't agree with them they like to edit your comments, I shouldn't generalize because most of the OTBL'ers would love to engage in debate and argue their side however Kilnut is kind of a control freak as you have seen with his posts and comments.

Anonymous said...

I love it, this is what the free exchange of views is all about, not a closed environment like the OTBL.

Andy Rand said...

"Maybe you should come over and join the conversation on the "dark side" as you like to call it."

Wait a minute while I stop laughing.
.....................
There I'm better now.

This blog would even exist if they didn't kick JPN off. Heeeeeee HOOOOOO
I'm laughing my duppa off.

The only way you can post over on the Dark Side, is to go through the
Chris Kilber Libertarian litmus
test. anti anonymous you fit right in with the humor over here. I hope you keep posting.

JPN said...

Actually they are libertarian-lite at OTBL. They are only interested in the side of that political philosophy that keeps and puts more cash in their pockets. When comes to individual/personal rights, they turn a blindeye and show the redness of their necks.

JPN said...

The OTBL admin now requires you to provide a phone number when you sign up on his blog. He does that so he doesn't get a mole on his sight that might actual question and debate them. If you did question the OTBL'ers enough, they kick you off and blacklist your computer. You get some Russian looking page and your computer locks up.

I'm not sure what they would want to get rid of a little diversity of opinion the has the spunk to hang around as discuss the issues with them. As a certain Bob Z told me, they must not be very confident in their side of the issue, if they can't put up with debate and challenges to the worldview.

Anonymous said...

When I signed up he never called my phone so I don't think he checks. Although since I was booted off they may call now. I read somewhere here falsely claiming they (OTBL) are Libertarians, since I am libertarian how did I get the boot? My computer can't even go to their site now.

Can anyone give me any idea why he sends you to Russia? That is so not Libertarian!