Wear What Local "Conspiriologists" Wear

Don't leave Stone Pine without it...

On your next trip to Mississippi or Roswell, New Mexico, before you lift-off from the www.borderline.net conspiracy launching pad in the black helicopter in the middle of the night, make sure you are wearing one of these shirts. They are out of this world and endorsed by one-world governments throughout the universe. You'll stick out like a socialist butterfly at any collectivist gathering you attend. Your comrades will be impressed -- or else! Do we need to say it?...one size fits all!