11/05/2005

Congratulations! 3 Brazilian Hits in October @ On The Border Line.net

Great news! Last month our "friends" over at www.ontheborderline.net had 3 brazillian hits on their web site. The number of unique visitors for the month also increased 30%. Since the site originated in September 2004, the had at least a gazillian brazilian hits. It's good to see them wish everyone a heartfelt "Thank You" to all their visitors from the fruit basket of America, from sea to shining sea, from Roswell, New Mexico to the grave site of Joe McCarthy in Appleton, WI.
However, it saddens us to see they have once again forgotten to thank the evil Dr. DRATSUM. We all know he is the reason for their success. With out his humble guidance, mentoring and virtual digital examples, they would just be a bunch of redneck economists typing about the joys of Ayn Rand in the middle of the night..

Unique Blogs Hits
That said, here's a little more granularity to the site numbers. The first chart shows the obvious upward trend the hits they are getting on their sight. Analysis shows that 90 percent of those hits are the result of their attack dogs chasing off new members who don't agree with them.

Average OTBL Group Intelligence Level

The next graph shows that the more unique hits they get on their site, the lower the combined OTBL-group intelligence level. At this pace, by the end of the year, they will be burning their copies of "Fountainhead" and reading President Bush's favorite book "The Little Goat." If they keep the same trend going, they'll be able to read "The
Little Goat" upside down. Soon they will be able to discredit that "liberal" theory that two heads are better than one. You go boys...

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