Editorial Distraction

Editor’s Note: In a letter appearing in the Oct. 27 N R Oracle written by Bob Mudslingski aka MTF aka Mulish aka Muchlinski the Fraudulent aka Whatever Other Name You Can Query At The OTBL Web Site, one paragraph states: “I wish I could also send you photos so you could recognize them when they show up at your school board meetings. Just check the post office for mug shots.”

We intended to post those mug shots, but there was such a long line at the post office trying to get mug shot copies, we decided to use these mug shots instead. The above statement makes those in question appear to be criminals or -- even worse -- Viking fans -- which they are not. The men in the mug shots were taken into custody after being caught drinking numerous bottles of Blogger Lager outside the arch at Stone Pine in the middle of the night. During the arrest, they began to quack bloggerese about black helicopters leaving the area in the middle of the night, men wearing black t-shirts with a skunk emblem, tour guidebooks for Roswell, New Mexico falling from the night sky, something about the password being "Mississippi" and a mouse in a beer bottle. The only names these two would give were Dr. Bob and Dr. Doug. Since they would not shut up, the arresting officer had to duct tape their mouths. After the booking process, they made bail and then asked to be dropped off at the school board meeting. We regret the editing error and encourage future letter writers to refrain from over stressing the truth when referring to those with wingnut opinions and fruit cake conspiracy theories.