Borderline Blogger Defends Himself In Parking Ticket Court

"Your Honor, Tte evidence that there are objects which have been seen in our atmosphere like black helicopters, and even on the terra firma in the Stone Pine neighborhood, that cannot be accounted for either as man-made objects or as any physical force or effect known to our scientists or the results of math equations gone wrong on the OTBL web site, seems to me to be underwhelming... A very large number of sightings have been vouched for by persons whose credentials -- many who use "Dr." before their name -- seem to me unimpeachable. It is striking that so many have been trained observers, such as police officers and airline or military pilots or sanitation workers or paperboys or drunken patriots coming home from hot tub parties or retired liberal professors all jacked up on too much coffee. Their observations have in many instances... been supported either by technical means such as radar or, even more convincingly, by... interference with electrical apparatus of one sort or another...and sometimes a convenient lamp post. So where I park my saucer seems to be nolo contendo at this stage of the trial."

Dr. Parkingmetersarelarceny

Hudson Municipal Traffic Court