Garage Logic From Hell

"The slogan of progress is changing from the full dinner pail to the full garage."

Herbert Hoover

McCain: Two Sides To Every Story

...and each mouth!

Good Luck Kids!

"Blessed are the young for they shall inherit the national debt."

Herbert Hoover

The Road To Prosperity Was Paved By The Government

"Prosperity cannot be restored by raids upon the public Treasury."

Herbert Hoover

Lip Service

"When we are sick, we want an uncommon doctor; when we have a construction job to do, we want an uncommon engineer, and when we are at war, we want an uncommon general. It is only when we get into politics that we are satisfied with the common man."

Herbert Hoover

Ya Learn Something New Everyday

Listening to Glenn Beck's radio show tonight, I learned the Helen Keller was a communist. Below is a picture of Keller with Dwight Eisenhower. She actually met every President from Grover Cleveland to LBJ. This explains why Ike fought to put a stop to Joe McCarthy's Communist witch hunts. This is more proof of the One World government that none dare call a conspiracy.



Below is an excerpt from Beck's show:

"...You know one of the most amazing stories I've read in a long time, do you know about Helen Keller? Everybody learns that Helen Keller was this great woman, "Oh, she did it herself." First of all, she wasn't the first woman to do it. I mean, I can't believe I'm taking down Helen Keller today, but the woman was a communist. By the time she was 25, full fledged communist, supporting Lenin and everything else he was doing. And she was then preaching, "You can't do it." Helen Keller was saying you can't do it, you can't make it? Why is it that all of a sudden the people who have come from the bottom make it and then all of a sudden try to tell everybody else that they can make it? I don't understand. Oh, maybe I do. It's about power."

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Of course, after Ike came JFK and below we have a picture of Keller with JFK. Obviously, both Ike and JFK were fellow travelers. No doubt, Nixon and LBJ must have been in on the secret also. Of course, FDR and Eleanor would have been part of the conspiracy. If we trace it back far enough, we might find that Karl Marx was actually Keller real father.



Thankfully, I have the Internet to help add fiber to Glenn Beck's comments. Below are a few insightful comments from an article titled

Helen Keller: American Hero or Filthy Communist?
. The article appear in the Mac Weekly, MaCalester' Independent Student Weekly Newspaper since 1914.

Here goes:

"Born in Tuscaloosa Alabama in 1880, Helen Keller, contrary to popular opinion, was not blind and deaf from birth. Much like autism or homosexuality, Keller developed her handicaps as the result of inner sin and an unclean soul."

In other words, the Devil make her do it...

"Then, tragedy. With a college diploma in hand, Keller did what many self-indulgent academics do: join the socialist party. There she abandoned her honest, hard-working American ways, only to embrace and advocate such left-wing, lunatic fringe, liberal non-sense as women's suffrage and birth control."

Proof that Keller was one of those crazy, Commie women fighting for women's rights and that evil birth control.

Here's the Keller quote that hangs her on the hammer and sickle of shame:

"Many persons have a wrong idea of what constitutes true happiness. It is not attained through self-gratification but through fidelity to a worthy purpose."

Thankfully, the Twins were getting their asses kicked by Cleveland and I turned to Glenn Beck's show. Otherwise, I may have continued to go through life admiring Helen Keller for her spirit, drive and accomplishments.

As I post this, the Twins and Cleveland are tied 9-9 in the 11th. Coincidently, 9-9 and is 2/3 of 666 inverted. Hmmmmmmmmm...very interesting...

GOPopulist: Fat Cats Bad, Workers Good

From a watch of this interview with McCain, it's clear the topic of the day is...

Phil Gramm: McCain's Economic Guru & Porn Investor

"You've heard of mental depression; this is a mental recession. We have sort of become a nation of whiners. You just hear this constant whining, complaining about a loss of competitiveness, ´America in decline´ … We've never been more dominant; we've never had more natural advantages than we have today."

Phil Gramm
John McCain's Chief Economic Advisor


"Phil Gramm's career was as the most aggressive advocate of every predatory and rapacious element that the financial sector has. He's a sorcerer's apprentice of instability and disaster in the financial system."

James K. Galbraith
University of Texas economist

Read more @ American Chronicle.



Phil Gramm attempted to invest $15,000 in “Truck Stop Women.” His money ultimately helped produce a film portraying Richard Nixon wandering nude around the White House.

Gramm’s journey into porn began in 1973, when his brother-in-law, George Caton, rushed to tell him about an exciting low-budget soft-core production called “Truck Stop Women.” A promo poster for the film boasted of its buxom stars: “No Rig Was Too Big For Them To Handle.” Caton, who was in charge of fundraising for the production, asked Gramm to become an investor.

To entice his brother-in-law, Caton showed him scenes of Playboy Playmate of the year Claudia Jennings displaying her bare essentials (she is naked throughout much of the film).These scenes “really got Phil titillated,” Caton told journalist John Judis in 1995.

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Barf Bag Philosopher

Karl Rove gives make-nice advice to the McCain and Obama campaigns and doesn't mention anything about McCain fathering an illegitimate, Black daughter.

Let Then Eat Vegetables!

"The problem is that we have created the perfect environment in which to breed superbugs that are antibiotic-resistant. We've created a Petri dish in our factory farms for the evolution of dangerous pathogens."

Michael Pollan
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Palin Tap Dances For God

PALIN FAMILY SHOCKERS: WHAT SARAH'S REALLY HIDING!

The ENQUIRER has learned exclusively that Sarah's oldest son, Track, was addicted to the power drug OxyContin for nearly the past two years, snorting it, eating it, smoking it and even injecting it. And as Track, 19, heads to Iraq as part of the U.S. armed forces, Sarah and her husband Todd were powerless to stop his wild antics, detailed in the new issue of The ENQUIRER, which goes on sale today.

THE ENQUIRER also has exclusive details about Track's use of other drugs, including cocaine, and his involvement in a notorious local vandalism incident.

“I’ve partied with him (Track) for years,” a source disclosed. “I’ve seen him snort cocaine, snort and smoke OxyContin, drink booze and smoke weed.”

The source also divulged the girls would do anything for Track and he’d use his local celebrity status to manipulate other guys “to get them to steal things he wanted.”

“He finally did what a lot of troubled kids here do,” the source divulged. “You join the military.”

Read more @ The National Enquirer.

Christian Prayers Rain Down

A Christian evangelical group prayed for rain and deluge to drown out Senator Barack Obama before he accepted the Democratic Party's presidential nomination at Mile High Stadium in Denver.

"Would it be wrong ask people to pray for rain of Biblical proportions?" Stuart Shepard, director of digital media for the ultraconservative Focus on the Family Action evangelical group, asks in a video. James Dobson is the founder of Focus on the Family

"Not just rain," he added in the short video, "abundant rain, torrential ran, urban-and-small-stream-advisory rain."


“Time can heal and cloud a memory, but it’s your responsibility to remember what happened in New Orleans and make it a part of who you are. Katrina might be the most dramatic test you take but it won’t be the last.”

Barack Obama

Who Are Those Conservatives? Meet Richard Mellon Scaife

A Vast Right-Wing Hypocrisy

Richard Mellon Scaife, billionaire bankroller of conservative crusades, spent heavily to expose Bill Clinton’s “Troopergate” misbehavior. Now Scaife’s divorce from his second wife, Ritchie, is providing another unsavory saga—adultery! addiction! assault! dognapping!?!—as both parties let loose...

Read more @ Vainty Fair.

Keeping A Breast Of Those Sayings

Origin of "colder than a witches tit"

The simple explanation is that "colder than a witch's tit" is just a vivid metaphor, like "hotter than the hinges of hell." Since a witch is in league with Satan, presumably she has no maternal feelings. Thus the medium by which she would suckle a child is, well, cold as a witch's tit.

But there's some history behind this wisecrack. A witch's tit (or witch's teat, to use the older spelling) supposedly left a marking that witch hunters and courts would look for on the body of an accused person. Supposedly, witches would suckle their familiars, and sometimes the Devil himself, from this "unholy" body part. To find these marks, as well as insensitive spots on the skin called devil's marks--caused by the Devil's claws or teeth--the suspects were stripped, shaven, then closely examined for any blemishes, moles, or even scars that could be labeled as diabolical. To find marks invisible to the eye, the examiner would
poke the victim inch by inch with a blunt needle (called a bodkin) until they found a spot that didn't feel pain or bled. Discovery of these marks or spots--one supposes they would be considered cold since they were a sign of communion with the
Devil--would be "proof" of the person's dealings with Scratch, so they would be shown in full court before the execution.

Source: The Phrase Finder.

Those Sensitive Republicans

"John McCain says he is about change too, and so I guess his whole angle is: 'Watch out George Bush, except for economic policy, healthcare policy, tax policy, education policy, foreign policy and Karl Rove-style politics, we're really going to shake things up in Washington.' That's not change. That's just calling the same thing something different..."


"You can put lipstick on a pig. It's still a pig. You can wrap an old fish in a piece of paper called change. It's still going to stink after eight years."

Barrack Obama

The McCain camp called Obama's comments "offensive and disgraceful"...

Hide Your Dick Cheney

Bizarro Comic

Amen

Trickling Down On Community Organizers

"[Barack Obama] was a community organizer. What in God's name is a community organizer? I don't even know if that's a job."

Former New York Governor George Pataki

"He worked as a community organizer. What? Maybe this is the first problem on the resumé," mocked Giuliani." Then he said, "This is not a personal attack. It's a statement of fact. Barack Obama has never led anything. Nothing. Nada."

Former New York Mayor Rudy Giuliani
Speaking Wednesday at the Republican National Convention



"I have ‘actual responsibilities." If Mayor Giuliani and President Bush cared more about working people instead of just people who can hire high-powered lobbyists, maybe I wouldn't have so much responsibility. Maybe working people would have an easier time in America today. But that's not our reality, and they don't have to mock us while we're trying to clean up their mess."

Jacqueline del Valle
A community organizer in the Bronx

Women: Just Meat To Republicans

Could it be the Republicans are looking at Sarah Palin as just more "red meat?"



"Fred Thompson will forcefully defend the selection of Sarah Palin tonight in a speech Republicans are characterizing as "red meat." He will argue that the feeding frenzy over Palin's is the result of "panic" from the Democrat-friendly mainstream media."

The Weekly Standard

"The first we can dispose of quickly: Sarah Palin (actually her speech writers and coaches) get high marks for her self-introduction to the American people who do not live in Alaska. The only thing missing from her presentation were pom-poms and a cheerleader outfit emblazoned with hockey sticks. She fed the ravenous crowd the red meat they craved, stretched the truth in measured quatrains just enough to arouse the senses of the senseless and carefully gave America the feminine version of the famous Cheney sneer."

Ivan Hentschel

Speeched and Non-speches.

"After Sarah Palin's acceptance of her party's nomination to the GOP ticket, the pundits couldn't stop praising her speech as "red meat" for the Republican base. If that was considered a red meat speech, why am I left feeling so undernourished? It was almost entirely devoid of policy substance and focused instead on character and personality."

Sanho Tree
McCain's Palin Gambit: Are Americans Weary of the Culture Wars?