10/11/2007

Propaganda From The Patriotic Peanut Gallery

Aw, the joys of local blogging. Over at www.ontheborderline.nut, Mr. Peanut has climbed up on his soapbox to give us his sanctimonious drool of how he and his disgruntled band of angry, anti-community anarchists are today's version of Patrick Henry and Tom Paine. I'd love to see a video of Mr. Peanut down in his dark, dank basement feverishly tapping away at his keyboard about what a cracker jack revolutionary he is. He probably gets so steamed at his keyboard that he has to put his slime green head band on to keep from drowning in his patriotic perspiration. You go Mr. Peanut! Rip old Dougie Stovepipe at the Hudson Star Observer a new chimney vent. This valley wouldn't be the same without the flaccid idiocracy you have brought to town. I'd remain anonymous too, if I was as big a fool as you...

5 comments:

CANRAC said...

Pretty soon these dipshits will need to provide links to stories regarding the threat letter and police action at the school board meeting. Most people no longer remember, nor care, others like myself think the school board meeting was hilarious and wish they'd have been physically thrown out the door.

Anonymous said...

The reason they didn't actually get physically tossed out the door was because it is very hard to handle a pile of crap without leaving a trail along the way.

CANRAC said...

These ass clowns should just create their own little town called "Paranoia". There would be no services or taxes; nobody would have to use their real name; and everybody would have the right to do as they pleased. They could have their own newspaper, and Luke could be put in charge of waste treatment.

Taking Liberties said...

HeHeHe

Canrac, that's hilarious. Too bad it
so close to the truth. This is exactly how thing would run in borderlinerville.

Judging Miss America said...

There is no beauty in the ontheborderline.nut blog!