Holiday Gift Ideas For Your Borderline Friends

Can't afford a PlayStation 3 this Christmas -- even with your local tax reduction?
Afraid to be seen buying latte gift certificates at the local corporate coffee houses?
Trying to save up $24.99 for the next referendum?
This is the ideal present for you!
Only $6.66!!
Order before the next school board meeting and we'll throw in a free roll of duct tape!


hot house horticulturalist said...

This Chia looks a lot like Sadham. Don't you have one that looks like a Bush?

Green Thumb said...

We are not very good at the eco stuff. We know that you can lead a whore to culture, but you can't make her think. If that helps?