9/26/2006

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3 comments:

consumer alert said...

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CANRAC said...

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Address
Home Phone
Work Phone
Cell Phone
Next of Kin in case of an emergency
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Social Security Number
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Health Insurance Policy Number
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and
Favorite deseased pet name.