Market Forces Drive up Price of Sun Oil

Scientists meeting at Dick's Bar, in Hudson WI, declared today that the Sun is not running low on fossil fuel and there is no need for it to switch to renewable energy resources. The public responded to the report by saying..."What?????". Despite the news that there is no supply
problem, the price of Sun Oil rose today by $666 per barrel. Reporting record profits this last quarter, Sun Oil representatives claim the rise in price was only the result of uncontrollable market forces.

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