Borderline Bar Jokes

1. A dyslexic OTBL’er walks into a bra.

2. An OTBL’er walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says:
"A beer please, and one for the road."

3. Two OTBL’ers are eating a clown. One says to the other: "Does this taste funny to you?"

4. An invisible OTBL man marries an invisible OTBL woman. The kids were nothing to look at either.

5. Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before.

6. The OTBL’er went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but couldn't find any.

7. An OTBL’er woke up in a hospital after a serious accident. He shouted, "Doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs!" The doctor replied, "I know you can't - I've cut off your arms!"

8. An OTBL’er went to a seafood disco last week...and pulled a mussel.

9. Two OTBL’ers sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in the craft. Unsurprisingly it sank, proving once again that you can't have your kayak and heat it too.

10. A group of OTBL chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse.
"But why," they asked, as they moved off. "Because", he said, "I can't stand chess-nuts boasting in an open foyer."

666. A OTBL woman has twins and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named "Ahmal." The other goes to a family in Spain; they name him "Juan." Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of Ahmal. Her husband responds, "They're twins! If you've seen Juan, you've seen Ahmal."

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