The OTBL Internut Shopping Nutwork Proudly Anounces BLAB-Certified Roadkill Wear

Do you see the world in two colors?
Is your head better suited for a hat rack than rationale thinking?
Did you get you head sunburned at the recent blog fest?
Can you hear your neighbors talking across the way about skunks without ever smelling any?
Have you ever had duct tape burns on your lips?
Did you record over the tape of your family's Disney vacation to video tape school board officials eating supper at the golf course?
Do you tell your family you're stepping out to get a copy of the Star-Observer, when you are actually going to anger management classes?
Do you like to bully those that don't agree with you?
Do you ever get the urge to pick up the phone and call people in the middle of the night that don't agree with you?
Do you get really mad reading the above questions?



If you said "that son of a bitch" to one or more of these questions, we have just the hat for you. These BLAB-certified roadkill skunk hats are just what you need. It's one thing to have absolutely no class when you go ballistic in public, but it's an entirely different matter to do it with a certain laissez-faire style. All the big thinking cult leaders and idols of your neighborhood borderline bloggers are wearing them.

Don't wait! Supply is limited. You've alreay missed 6/6/6 and Armageddon could be just a rapture away. Order online at www.ontheborderline.nutcase or call 666-1776 to place your order today. Or, if your in the neighborhood, stop by our factory outlet in Roswell, New Mexico. Remember, we don't accept credit cards, checks or paper money -- it's solid gold only.