Peyton Place: The New Richmond Oil Wars

The St. Croix County District Attorney has hauled Gomer Pyle into the New Richmond hoosegow for questioning regarding his violation of Wisconsin Statutes Section 1543.2sdlfknasdptrj"EPE)(*&)(*#$% sdgfdsgf gdfgfgb4574756867)&_)(*_)(*45eprtj948032948-45092345.zcoviwner;.saoe324532452345345n, for taking cash on the barrelhead in return of oil pumped to school owned vehicles.

Borderwhiner reporters will provide in-depth legal analysis at 11:00.

God help us.