Mr. Peanut - Federal Air Traffic Controller!

New on CBS, a drama about the exciting life of Mr. Peanut - Federal Air Traffic Controller! You will be drawn into the life of a goober who makes good in the fast-paced world of international air traffic control! And he does it all for Wal-Mart wages, instead of the salary & benefits that his skills and education deserve. Oh sure, he loses a plane (or two) a week. But, think of the money he saves the taxpayers of this country! He is a true patriot. Tune in next Thursday for the premier of Mr. Peanut - Federal Air Traffic Controller!'

(P.S. U.S. Department of Labor: "Air traffic controllers earn relatively high pay and have good benefits. Median annual earnings of air traffic controllers in May 2004 were $102,030. The middle 50 percent earned between $78,170 and $126,260. The lowest 10 percent earned less than $57,720, and the highest 10 percent earned more than $139,210. The average annual salary, excluding overtime earnings, for air traffic controllers in the Federal Government—which employs 90 percent of the total—in nonsupervisory, supervisory, and managerial positions was $106,380 in May 2004.)