Appearing Every Sunday Morning At The Willow River Inn

Get religion and a good Bloody Mary's every Sunday morning in the heart of St. Croix County in downtown Burkhardt. Tired of those stuffy traditional services and gossipy church ladies whispering such stale phrases as "he smells like a brewery?" Resurrect your soul, wash the blood from your eyes and repent from ever saying you'll never do that again.

To entertain you through morning services are the www.onthebroderline.net recordings artist Jack Bauer and Luke -- the internationally acclaimed gospel team of a transvestite dummy and a block-headed puppet. Guaranteed to be the best Sunday morning entertainment west of Cylon and east of Houlton!

You can bet your pickle, Jack and Luke will be singing selections off their latest album, "Woody Be Mine." Listen to what the critics have been saying:

"They definately put the harm in harmony..." Ton E Deaf, Silence Is Golden Quarterly

"Thank God for silence!" Ted Nugent, Chickhawk Music Review

"Which one's the dummy?" Detective Friday, Drag Queen Gayzette


The songs on this LP read like the gospel Top 10:
1. Amazing Disgrace
2. Keep On The Backstabbing Side
3. How Great I Art
4. Jesus Loves Me Everybody Else Thinks I'm A Jerk
5. The Hypocrite
6. What A Friend Jesus Has In Me
7. Keep On The Darkest Side
8. I'll Never Fit Through The Eye Of A Needle
9. The Virtue Of Selfishness (Ode to Ayn Rand)
10. He Hears Me Knocking But I Can't Get In
11. God Gave Me Better Bootstraps Than You
12. Get A Job Lazarus

Try something different this Sunday. Check out the morning services at the Willow River House Of Hope. It's a hell of a good time...