4/20/2006

Make the Switch from 24 to 007..........

Growing tired of watching 24?
Make the switch to Mudslingski 007........
A new brand of avenger is taking aim at
Jack Bauer.
Next week,
Mudslingski and his secret band of government
school supporters track the OTBL bus to
New Richmond's school board circus.
The School support ranger commandos clandestinely switch the highway signs, diverting the OTBL contingent to Elk Mound where they mistakenly
attend a Menards board of directors meeting.
After a couple hours Dr. Bill becomes suspicious
since the word school hasn't been mentioned by a single board member.
Will OTBL reverse course in time for "Citizen Comments" or will the good Dr.s head straight to Dick's Bar to cry in their beer.
Tune in and find out.....................

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

You sly watchdog you. I spit out my coffee when I saw that. Where did you find that actor? He's a dead ringer - just not quite as handsome as the original - and no cigar. Next time, give me a call and I'll send you a photo of me with my 12 gauge over-under. Dr. Conn would be impressed.

Anonymous said...

Real Muchlinski,

In case you were not aware, these types of television dramas are fictional and always employ actors.
Obviously you have not seen the show or you would have read the disclaimer that characters portrayed in the series have no direct relation to any real persons living or dead. Any similarities to actual persons are merely coincidental.
When we start production for our new
documenary " The life and times of Mudslingski" we would gladly accept any assistance you may able to willing to give in providing historic imagery or footage.

Anonymous said...

When you mentioned the OTBL'ers and their bus, I been a chemical flashback to an electric kool-aid acid test I took 30 years ago. You don't suppose the OTBL blogturds could actually be former Merry Pranksters who got their Kool-Aid switched around by "accident" and turned into the anit-hippies.

On a government school bus headed to Elk Mound we'd be sining 99 Bottles of Beer on The Wall." I think I heard the OTBL'ers confusing the lyrics to Jefferson Airplane's White Rabbit:

One post makes you dumb
And the next makes you dumber
And the ones that Dr. Bill gives you
Don't make sense at all
Go ask Kilber
In the OTBL outhouse stall

And if you go chasing conspiracies
And you see black helicopters fall
Tell'em a hookah smoking fruitcake
Has given you the call
Go ask Kilber
In the OTBL outhouse stall


When voters for the school board
stand up and tell you where to go
And you've just had some kind of bullshit
And your mind is going backwards
Go ask Kilber
In the OTBL outhouse stall


When logic and proportion
Spent the night on the computer
And the Dark Knight is talking out has ass
And the House Queen rolls over in an empty bed
Remember what the she said:
"Feed the damn dog
Feed the damn dog!"

Anonymous said...

6shamus9,
Here's the rational I've heard from my good unfriend Ann Coulter. She's a Dead Head you know, and according to her Dead heads are all libertarians so
there's your connection they are not anti-hippies they are the modern day wannbe hippies who forgot about 2 of those early hippie ideals , peace and love, and have substituted hate and conspiracy , but they still do their own thing ( if you know what I mean). So if you've been tripping on acid or you're Ann Coulter it's not a very far stretch at all.
I gotta catch that next Mudslingski shot......