4/19/2006

Jack Bauer refused treatment in Psycho Ward:


Infamous schoolboard avenger Jack Bauer was taken to a local clinic
for psychological evaluation by a pair of his blogging buddies after one more
pyschotic episode involving government educators. Doctors at the Stone Pine
Clinic for the Criminally Insane were quoted as saying. "We know this guy is
bonkers, but unfortunely there's nothing we can do. Our hands are tied unless
he's an imminent danger to others. Unless he's done actual violence to
someone we have to sit back and watch as he roams the blogoshere."

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Maybe something could be done for Jack if he wasn't taken to the Stone Pine
Witch Doctors of Liberty. Diagnosed by a real professional Jack could be helped with all the new meds out today. But would she have the good sense to take them?