Borderline Conspiracy Expands To The Voting Booth

Police Ignore OTBL'er Campaigning Too Close To Polling Station



Despite pleas by OTBL'er Dr. Dontzipmyfly urging police to arrest him for being in violation of polling laws, Hudson police ignored him and accepted conspiratorial bribes of coffee and donuts from the League of Women Voters overseeing Spring election voting at City Hall. Sipping coffee, the two police officers discussed the options of dealing with OTBL extremist who had duct taped himself to the sidewalk.

One of the officers remarked that if he ate too many donuts, he would be suffering for election day irregularities. The senior officer told the gathered crowded that they had to go investigate of meth labs and armed robberies and would check back tomorrow to see if the OTBL'ers was still duct taped to the sidewalk.

As the officers headed to their car, the sergeant was heard to say, "I doubt that he'll be there in the morning. He'll probably come to his senses and go home when there's no one left to pay any attention to him. Babies are like that."

"Yea," the junior officer was heard to say, "it's like my Dad always used to tell my Mom, I've never seen a cat skeleton in a tree. We ain't likely to see at OTBL corpse duct taped to the side walk tomorrow morning."