3/12/2006

Coming Distractions

at 3/12/2006 Posted by JPN

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Love the hair. Now that's Notorious BIG! Two Thumbs UP!

March 12, 2006
Anonymous said...

Are you telling me these teacher spouses saved enough of the taxpayer's money from their cadilac health care plan and gold plated benefits to produce their own feature film? As the head "nut" representative
of all taxpayers this side of tax hell, I'm demanding share of the proceeds from this film.

March 12, 2006
Anonymous said...

Ohhhh some of you dear readers are sooooo pedestrian. Cadillac? Try Roll Royce farm boy! Gold plated? How about solid gold with diamond studs! Now you darlings know where that $4.5 million went to. Oh yes, the "pop fund" was actually for Coke, if you catch my sniff.

We originally cast Jack Bauer in the part of the village idiot, but that caused such a hissy fit with Luke that you;d thought they'd both be filling in for Telly Savalas's stunt double after they pulled each others hair out.

...and then there was the incident with Tom Cruise and Towncrier bouncing up and down on the casting couch. I dare say, Oprah will not be showing that nastiness.

March 13, 2006

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