Rare Borderliner Spotted On Fence

The Open-Minded Fence Straddler, a rare species of Borderliner, was
spotted on OTBL today. This species is near extinction and seldom seen
in the inhospitable OTBL habitat. He appeared to be disoriented and
considering the views of opposing sides. The local Ideological
Braindead Vultures immediately wrapped him in duct tape and pummeled him
with holiday nuts.