So, let me see if I've decoded your message right JPN? If I drink your commie Kool aide, I get to keep my Cadillac Health Care and still turn the kids we teach into perverts like Sponge Bob, while chanting Death to America 5 times a day on my Islamic prayer rug.
You my friend are now entitled to eat out of the scared tin of kipper snacks with mustard sauce (that's dratsum spelled backwards as Bobby Z would point out). However, you failed to indentify the total globaloney concerning the global warming. That means your don't qualify for the grand prize luncheon with Bobby Z and R U Kind at the casino in Tutrtle Lake.
Darn, If I'd paid attention in class I wouldn't have gotten my terrorist organization flags mixed up. Well, I'm still thankful for the prize I did win. It's almost as good as getting the Power Ball and nothing else.
There'll be war, there'll be peace.But everything one day will cease.All the iron turned to rust;All the proud men turned to dust.And so all things, time will mend.So this song will end.
--Pink Floyd
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So, let me see if I've decoded your message right JPN?
If I drink your commie Kool aide, I get to keep my Cadillac Health Care and
still turn the kids we teach into perverts like Sponge Bob, while chanting Death to America 5 times a day on my Islamic prayer rug.
Is that right? How'd I do?
You my friend are now entitled to eat out of the scared tin of kipper snacks with mustard sauce (that's dratsum spelled backwards as Bobby Z would point out). However, you failed to indentify the total globaloney concerning the global warming. That means your don't qualify for the grand prize luncheon with Bobby Z and R U Kind at the casino in Tutrtle Lake.
Darn,
If I'd paid attention in class I wouldn't have gotten my terrorist organization flags mixed up. Well,
I'm still thankful for the prize I did win. It's almost as good as getting the Power Ball and nothing else.
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