The Killbear Rapport

George: “Marge, turn on the tube –and bring me a Blogger Lager- the Killbear Rapport is on.”

Marge: “Oh good, now we can get to the truthiness.”

Host-Curt Killbear: “Ladies and Gentlemen, this just in. A former soviet spy has relocated to Stone Pine and, acting as a super secret double agent, is currently sending anonymous threat letters to Dick Cheney to make it appear that the Russian’s are ready to attack. Our Killbear Rapport chief handwriting analyst Dr. Dan Williamson has concluded that the soviet spy has defected, embraced capitalism, and is now trying to make the Russians look bad. In response, counter-terrorism operatives in the Bush Administration have been sending anonymous threat letters to President Putin trying to make the socialists in Finland look bad. Meanwhile, wing-nut bloggers in Hudson, Wisconsin are writing anonymous postings which make them look bad. Remember, you heard it here first.”

Marge: “Oh George, I’m not very bright, I just don’t get it. What do you think of all of these shenanigans?”

George: “Buuuuuuuurrrrrrrpppppp!”