Fundamentally Electable

Killbear: “Joining us now is our Senior Middle Eastern Educational Liberty Correspondent Wiis Al-Anon-i-mis to discuss the latest developments in the election.”

Wiis: “Thanks Curt.”

Killbear: “Wiis, one of the candidates is James Ham-ass. What do you think of his chances?”

Wiis: “There are those that think that Ham-ass will continue to call for the destruction of socialistic education and its replacement by a theocratic form of education based on a strict eating of the Koran-on-the-cob.”

Killbear: “Sounds fundamentally yummy.”

Wiis: “Exactly, yet there are those who believe that Ham-ass will need to moderate his views to keep the other members of his party from committing purple kool-aid suicide attacks.”

Killbear: “Certainly that would be a threat to their liberty and freedom.”

Wiis: “Certainly. And Ham-ass follows a strict code of capitalistic morality. Twice a day he bows and prays to the east – toward Bloomington, Illinois.”

Killbear: “As we all do, Wiis, as we all do. Thanks for your report.”

Killbear Rapporter Reporting form Mecca