CONN-SUMER ALERT: BS Protector

Early today World Wide Web purveyer of B.S. Dr.Bill unveiled his latest entrepreneurial endevour, the B.S. protector. In his online demonstration of the new product, Dr. Bill mistakenly placed the protector over the wrong orifice. The ABLT conn-sumer protection department quickly discovered the error and is releasing this warning. If you
are an ontheborderline poster be absolutely sure to place the B.S. protector over your mouth, not your ears because, placing over the ear will cause permanent hearing damage.(As demonstrated in the illustration to the left) .
This has been an Abovetheborderline Emergency Conn-sumer Alert!!!!!