The Bush Strategy Is Elementary

...but unquestionable.

President Bush went to an elementary school to talk to the kids to get a little public relations boost. After his talk he opened the floor for questions. One little boy put up his hand and President Bush asked him his name.

"Stanley," responded the little boy.

"And what is your question, Stanley?"

"I have 3 questions. First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN? Second, why are you President when Al Gore got more votes? And third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden?"

Just then, the bell rang for recess. President Bush informed the kiddies that they will continue after recess. When they resumed the question session, President Bush said, "OK, where were we? Oh, that's right: question time. Who has a question?"

Another little boy puted up his hand. Bush pointed him out and asked his name.

"Steve," he responded.

"And what is your question, Steve?"

"Actually, I have 5 questions. First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN? Second, why are you President when Al Gore got more votes? Third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden? Fourth, why did the recess bell go off 20 minutes early? And fifth, what the hell happened to Stanley?"