Queens of the www On The Border Line Gypsies

We took the "bored" out of the school board! We spanked the "ape" in duct tape! We dulled our "ax" on tax! We put the "six" in 666! We spoke to the "con" in conspiracy theory! We dotted the "eyes" in idiot! We inserted the "foot" in our mouths! We caused the "pain" in Thomas Paine! We are the "dumb" in freedom! We painted "cheap" in the free market! We put the "fruit" in the cake! We are the "greatest" in great! We put the "emphasis" in "don't let the door hit you in the ass when you head the big ugly truck towards Mississippi."